Oh Mari, why you so cute. Sorry I fell off the face of the earth guise. UponThouFairCat will be inking and coloring this one so look out for it! All I could manage was a sketch but even then I’m so glad I did it. That plugsuit is so deceivingly difficult to draw. But that’s okay Mari I still love youuuu!
If only I lived in Arkansas
*My dad and I were watching Inglorious Basterds. He was sitting quietly up until a Nazi finally got his scalp removed. Turning to me with a confused look on his face he says, “I thought this was supposed to be a comedy.”
THE JIG IS UP TARANTINO! INGLORIOUS BASTERDS AIN’T NO COMEDY!
*My mom was telling my dad about all the nice presents she had gotten over Christmas; explaining to him that my sister had given her some really great artisan coffee. The, “good stuff,” she said. My dad immediately follows up with, “Ah, so she got you them Foldger’s.”
After hearing that, I imagine my dad would probably make the worst pawnbroker of all time. “Oh, is that an authentic Gap Kids sneaker? For that kind of quality I’ll pay $200 dollars, give or take.”
*My dad also got food poisoning a bit back from bologna. He doesn’t like going to the grocery very much, so he usually gets a stockpile of whatever it is he wants at the time. On this occasion it was bologna.
For some reason he didn’t think bologna needed to be refrigerated. While Twinkies are usually pretty solid unattended, bologna isn’t quite as powerful. He got food poisoning, though I’m sure he learned a valuable lesson after living nearly a century (no joke). Meats do not sit well for weeks on your kitchen counter.
I legitimately think he left them on the counter because he was too lazy to walk the extra 4 feet to the refrigerator when he wanted them. Sadly, remote control bologna is not yet a modern convenience. Science, get your shit together.
Your dad is wise beyond his years
Nintendo does a second game in their highly unique yarn/patchwork style and the internet balks “get original!”
90% of indie games do 8 bit style graphics and the internet says “cool”
I have a huge problem with this.
I think Kouotsu was more so pointing out that lots of people have bad taste in games and art and wasn’t asking for a bad lecture on the nature of gameplay development. The end.
“Transcend your gender, eat Miyavi Bacon™.”
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The content of this illustration is legit
Lady Kaori, spider demon lady, a queen of sorts. For a story a friend and I are trying to lay ground to.
Six eyes, not always open. What sucks is she always looks like she’s up to something or plotting but I assure you she’s not. Spiders don’t have tongues but I wanted to give her a long tongue anyways with retractable fangs. Dress isn’t set in stone. Not sure if I want to go more covered or sexier …I tried to go inbetween and I got this abomination. HALP.
I like this lady’s design!